Hi. Every forum needs one, so I volunteered.







I've been gaming since Atari and Pong. Then I was blown away by Doom and then Quake. Then I wasted years of my life on Quake III Arena. I was once at the top 500 players for Enemy Territory: Quake Wars. I also play lots of other games, but I keep coming home to something Quake.

I used to be a competitive swimmer, I run, I bike on a high-end road bike with the intention of getting a speeding ticket (no joke, I've been down roads at over 70km/h), and I rock climb on 5.10+/5.11 holds. Don't ask me why, but I also have a lot of friends who work as game developers in many different companies.

I'm not a staff member here, but I am a staff member of two other (5000+ member) community websites plus post software support on a third. I troll on my forums too but also rule with an iron fist. Don't mess with me noob.

P.S. I know Mobius in real-life and I just wanted to say that he smells like really bad cheese.

LIES IT'S ALL SECRETS AND LIES, I don't smell like bad cheese, I'll make sure that next time we play L4D2 I don't save your bacon from a tank
hehe

I'm awesome at that game, so more likely than not, I'll be the one saving you from being part of a burger tank with cheese. I don't see any bacon, but look, I can almost see your cheese under that piece of lettuce...



Besides... Bacon > Cheese. Fact.

I know one day I'm gonna have to save you from something, and I will just lol

You can save me from a bad smelling grilled cheese sandwich.

(Flame war starts NOW!)

Grilled cheese sandwiches are good, as long as they don't smell bad.

Good to have you Obsidian, now the forum has everything it needs!

What, with only 4 people? Well alright, but that means we have the following positions that need filling by you guys (I'll let you decide which one gets filled by whom):

The forum Nazi/fanboy
The forum idiot
The forum homophobic who is really still "in the closet"